on grilling burgers

i work for a living. and i mean real work. not writing down gobbledygook.

i provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories.

- hank hill

i am not great at grilling burgers. charcoal grills make them taste like smoke. gas grills make me feel like i am about to set the place on fire.

anyway, here is how i made a cheeseburger.

1. should i flip these yet? aren’t they supposed to juice at the top? i think i flipped them right around now. should i have? dm me to let me know.

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2. remember that nes game burger time? dm me if you do.

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3. do you have an in at the toaster lobby? on the dl, trying to infiltrate them. dm me if you do.

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4. if you stopped here this would be an LT, or a “lettuce toast”. but that is not what we are making today.

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5. good thing we made cheeseburgers because we need to put one on this sandwich.

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6. are you in a pickle? no? well get yourself in one. idioms.thefreedictionary.com suggests that john got himself into a pickle by having two dates for the party, so that is something you can do. when you’re done, slice the pickle you’re in and put in on your sandwich.

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7. i am a big onion fan. if you had an aol instant messenger screen name that mentioned onions (e.g. “sk8aterboionionlover42”), dm me.

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8. a tomato top hat.

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9. a cheeseburger.

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