introducing new editorial content
fans and sandwich voyeurs around the world are abandoning their keto diets at record
rates to assemble their own sandwiches and they all want a way to promote their work.
introducing #sandwichesyoumade.
- send me a photo of your sandwich.
- i will post it on @sandwichesimade (twitter/instagram) with attribution if it is eligible.
eligibity requirements include:
- it must be a photo of a sandwich that you made.
- no nudity.
here is how i made an open-faced sandwich.
1. finely dice some green peppers and onions. in an adjacent relatively low-lit environment, coarsely chop some cilantro.
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/diced-veggies.jpg)
2. toast a slice of bread on a pan while setting fire to the toaster lobby’s coat of arms (not pictured).
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/toast.jpg)
3. lay on some sick tracks alternating between the sounds of shredded cheese and diced veggies. upload your song to myspace music, an organization enlightened enough to teach the public a lesson on impermanence.
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/uncooked-veggies-and-cheese.jpg)
4. bake your sandwich with this one weird trick.
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/mini-oven.jpg)
5. this stunning photo of a sandwich in the making captures something that occurs in fewer than 1 in 100,000 kitchens.
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/cooked-veggies-and-cheese.jpg)
6. become a star nfl player and make it to the super bowl. when you score the game-winning touchdown, forego your celebration and direct your rabid energy to sprinkling salt, cumin powder, and red chili powder on your sandwich.
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/seasoning.jpg)
7. broil your sandwich in a conventional oven. the underside will remain burnt and and not-burnt as long as you never inspect it.
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/broil.jpg)
8. throw some coarsely-chopped cilantro on your sandwich. resist the temptation to place another piece of toast on top because not doing that is the entire premise of an open-faced sandwich.
![image-center](/images/open-faced-sandwich-1/sandwich.jpg)